Eat This Button Badge - Pinful Truth
The message is clear.
Item is a pinback button measuring 1.25" in diameter. You fasten it to things and people who see it might think you're clever. These people might even want to sleep with you.† It certainly can't hurt.**
Shamefully made in USA. Pinful Truth badges are designed and manufactured by a sad, middle-aged man in Philadelphia.
†Pinful Truth offers no guarantees regarding the potential detrimental effect of wearing its pins on one's desirability; it does, however, claim responsibility for any perceived benefits.
**It actually can hurt. It can hurt a lot. Some even argue if it doesn't hurt a little bit, you're not doing it right.